Help Us Spread Smiles and Earn Some Cash!

Whether you’re a well-known influencer, a happy customer, or just a fan looking for a way to score some easy money, sign up for our affiliate program and help us spread smiles and shenanigans everywhere and fill your piggy bank in the process. 

 Just stumble across us on the Interwebs? In our little shop (headquartered near the belly-button of the USA) you’ll find funny t-shirts and gifts, clever sayings, a touch of sarcasm, and lots of good vibes. Everything but the stickers are printed in-house, orders are shipped quickly, and we pride ourselves on excellent customer service so partnering with us is hassle-free. 

Earn 10% commission on each sale made through your referral link(s). 

60 day cookie duration

Professionally designed banners & creatives provided


It's Easy! Here's How:

Ready to join the party?

Affiliate Application

Does It Cost Anything To Sign Up?

Nope! Just fill out the application and give us a day to two to approve it. The only investment you’ll have is the time it takes to share your links.  

How Will I Get Paid?

Once you reach the $20 payout threshold, we’ll send payments out via PayPal between the 1st and 5th of every month. Don’t have a PayPal account? No troubles, bubbles. Sign up for a free PayPal account here. Transactions and commissions are in US dollars.

How Much Can I Earn?

Suzy Swede© pays affiliates 10% commission on each transaction made through your custom links. We have a 60-day cookie duration, meaning if someone clicks a link but doesn’t buy right away you’ll still collect the commission up to 60 days later.  

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Still Have A Question?

Shoot us an email! suzy@suzyswede.com