I Can Rise & Shine Just Not at the Same Time Not a Morning Person Ladies V-Neck Tee

$22.95

My favorite morning coffee is the kind where no one bothers me while I’m drinking it.

Description

Time to face it.

Name: I Can Rise & Shine Just Not at the Same Time Not a Morning Person Ladies V-Neck Tee
SKU: FDV-002
Price: 22.95 USD
Availability: InStock

You're just not a morning person.

I could be a morning person if morning started around noon. All of the coffee in Columbia couldn’t make me be one. I just don’t get those people who can pop right out of bed, speak in complete sentences, and just get things done. And going to the gym before the sun is out!? Are you insane? I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of fact, I am vaguely distrustful of people who bound out of bed early like demented puppies. It's barbaric to wake up before 9:00 a.m.

P. C. Cast

Be your chipper post-morning self in our super soft, vintage style, body flattering ladies v-neck.

Small fits sizes 2-4
Medium fits sizes 6-8
Large fits sizes 10-12
XL fits sizes 14-16
2XL fits sizes 18-20

50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon
Flattering contour cut
Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
Orders shipped with tracking in 1-3 business days.

Life's Truths, Absurd Humor & Punny Funs

I believe in the power of positivity, and the one thing I’m most positive of: we all need a good sense of humor to survive the absurdity of life. Like writer Elbert Hubbard said: “Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.”

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