• Be a Sparkling Unicorn Not A Miserable Cow Ladies Tee Shirt
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Be a Sparkling Unicorn, Not A Miserable Cow Ladies V-Neck Tee


The perfect shirt for anyone who can’t stand being around negative Nellies and wants to give those pessimistic prattlers a subtle message.

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Be a Sparkling Unicorn, Not a Miserable Cow

 Let your mellow vibes and happiness sparkle with a snarky reminder for all!  And who doesn’t love unicorns?  Scatter your sparkles in our super soft, vintage style, body flattering ladies v-neck.

 Are you a Cross Stitcher with a little sass?  Visit my favorite sassy Canadian pal’s shop, Peacock & Fig for some brilliant cross stitch patterns, including this gem of a saying!  Dana was sweet enough to let me turn this into a t-shirt design. Click her logo below to shop Peacock & Fig.



Our ladies v-necks are semi-fitted and run just a bit on the small side – a little tighter through the belly. If you prefer a more relaxed fit, we suggest going up a size.

Small fits sizes 2-4

Medium fits sizes 6-8

Large fits sizes 10-12

XL fits sizes 14-16

2XL fits sizes 18-20


  • 50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon
  • Flattering contour cut
  • Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
  • Orders shipped with tracking in 1-3 business days.


All designs © Suzy Swede

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