Be a Sparkling Unicorn, Not A Miserable Cow Unisex Tee


The perfect shirt for anyone who can’t stand being around Negative Nellies and wants to give those pessimistic prattlers a subtle message.   Be a sparkling unicorn, not a miserable cow.

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Be A Sparkling Unicorn

Not A Miserable Cow

Let your good vibes and happiness sparkle with a snarky reminder for all those Debbie Downers and Pessimistic Patty’s out there. Don’t let them suck the life out you or ruin your day! Send them a sneaky, sarcastic message to give themselves an attitude adjustment.  (And who doesn’t love unicorns?) Show your upbeat sparkle and sarcastic sass in our super soft vintage style unisex tee.

  • Unisex Size – Fit runs true to size.
  • 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% Softstyle cotton.
  • Designed and printed right here in our shop.
  • Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
  • Orders shipped with tracking in 1-3 business days.

All designs © Suzy Swede

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Are you a Cross Stitcher with a little sass?  Visit my favorite sassy Canadian pal’s shop, Peacock & Fig, for some brilliant cross stitch patterns and tutorials, including this gem of a saying!  Dana was sweet enough to let me turn this into a t-shirt design. 

Click the logo to shop Peacock & Fig. 

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Weight 7 oz
Dimensions 10 × 10 × .5 in


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