• Wooden Spoon Survivor Tee Shirt
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  • Wooden Spoon Survivor Tee Shirt

Wooden Spoon Survivor Unisex Tee


Did you survive your parents’ weapons of (m)ass destruction? If the number one phrase spoken in your house growing up was “Just wait until your dad gets home” this shirt is for you.

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Remember that weapon of ass destruction?

Teaching kids respect since 1930


Thank your parents for raising you right by sporting this super soft vintage style tee.


  • Unisex Size – Fit runs true to size.
  • 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% Softstyle cotton.
  • Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
  • Orders shipped with tracking in 1-3 business days.

 All designs © Suzy Swede Tees 


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Additional information

Weight 7 oz
Dimensions 10 × 10 × .5 in


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